benedictatorship:

jacksamuelgould:

theconsultingbitch:

spamsterlady:

deastrumquodvicis:

sherlocksscarfandjohnsjumper:

“‘I can walk,’ I croaked.” 

Name of the Star, Maureen Johnson

What even.

“There we met two gentlemen, Mr. Carruthers and Mr. Woodley, who were home on a visit from South Africa.”

The Return of Sherlock Holmes (The Adventure of the Solitary Cyclist)

DO NOT WANT

MR. WOODLEY BAD

The book nearest me is “The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty”. This should end well. :|

“But the Prince, as if sensing her strange confusion, kissed her full on the mouth before mounting his horse, and said in a soft voice so that only those around them could hear: “When you enter my Kingdom, you shall be mine more completely than ever. You will be mine beyond reprieve, and it will be easier to forget all that went before that time, and devote your life to me only.”“

Oh. Um. Okay.

“That’s if they don’t shoot their own nose off by mistake.”

‘I should head home actually’ I say ‘I’m kinda tired’

o.o 

“I schooled him in needle and thread, a hard apprenticeship in gentleness.” 

Okkkaay

“The Russian cultural attaché’s black bread is particularly sought after by the more discerning duck, while the head of MI9’s soggy Hovis with Marmite is relished by\y the connoisseurs.”

(Source: loveclaire)

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   Lol spot on! Soon the owner can replace the tree with a post and the chain with a piece of twine. XD

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   Quantum Chemistry… >.>

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    “Mind of it’s own is more like it.” Handle With Care, Jodi Picoult. :o!

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    ”He just needed till tomorrow.”

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    “The First white coat rubbed his hands together with glee.” Maximum Ride book 1 James Patterson. Alrighty then.

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    The nearest book is A Clockwork Orange… I’m not even going there.

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    “Now Gandalf led the way” Awww yeah!

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    “Same as you. Investigating.” Ryuzaki said, without the slightest change in his expression. … ‘k.

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    “you ought to be sure of it. It’s awfully important” :)

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    “was finished.” CMJ, Lesson 2, Notes on Grammar. .. Oh well. XD

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    “No, not a bit”, he said. well that…couldn’t be more accurate

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    “There was pushing...pulling and officious cries.” hmmm.

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    procedure and Data Collection

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    “‘Basketball in the fall?’ I asked the Colonel.” Well this makes sense.

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    “It all began in Kansas city” erm ..

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    “Cam reached into his pocket and pulled out his green guitar pick with the number 44 on it” errr okay

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    “Absolutely pointless, seeing as your Mother’s charm does that already.” o_O

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    “Please Scooby? We’ll give you a Scooby snack.” …… O-O Does this mean I’ll be begging people… :(

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    “No, no one could pretend to such evil.” Fuck my life.

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